Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Part Six: The Adventures of Wyatt Narr, Hero of Dragons

Check out Peter Last's blog at http://www.peterlast.com/blog/2015/11/30/heroofdragonspartfive/ for Part Five!


               Wyatt scratched his chin as he pivoted in place. “Weird,” he muttered, squinting up at one of the huge walls. It depicted a pleasantly normal market scene, vendors hawking their wares to milling townsfolk. “How long ago was this a real town?”
                Jim leaned on his staff and irritably ran a hand through his beard. “Well, if I knew that, I wouldn’t have called this a quaint normal town, now would I?” he said somewhat snappishly.
                Oblivious to the sarcasm, Wyatt let the claymore drop from his shoulder to the dirt, leaning on the oversized sword. “I meant, when was the last time you were here, and the town was normal?”
                The little dragon, which had gone frolicking ahead of them, now reappeared at a dead run, careening around the side of one of the huge painted walls. Wyatt jumped to attention, hefting the claymore. An instant later, he thought better of it and tossed the unwieldy sword down, exchanging it for his own, more reasonably sized, sword.
                “Look out, Jim,” Wyatt called. “Something’s got that dragon spooked!”
                Jim didn’t straighten from his staff as the dragon dashed up the street, sending clouds of dust billowing up behind it. “Better move,” he said mildly. “That dragon’s gonna run right into you.”
                Face scrunched in concentration while he stared wildly around for whatever had upset the dragon, Wyatt didn’t hear the old gypsy. The dragon, suddenly realizing it was moving much too fast toward Wyatt, flung out its wings. There was a loud snap as the leathery wings caught air, then the little beast’s legs got tangled, causing the dragon to slide the last few yards and slam into Wyatt.
                Man and beast both went down in jumble of wings, limbs, and sword. As near as Jim could tell through the obscuring dust clouds, Wyatt and the dragon rolled over and over before slamming into one of the painted walls, yelling all the while.
                With more loud hollers, Wyatt managed to scramble to his feet, fairly impressive considering the dragon had wrapped its front legs around his waist and wasn’t letting go. Using his sword as a cane to hold them both up, Wyatt hauled himself mostly upright, waving his free hand through the dusty air as he coughed.
                “Do you see what spooked him?” Wyatt asked, between coughs.
                Looking bored, Jim pointed the end of his staff toward a small green snake that was lazily gliding down the street.
                Wyatt squinted at the tiny snake, barely able to make it out through the haze of dust. “THAT is what this thing was afraid of?” he said, outraged. He staggered a little under the dragon’s weight, since the beast still clung to him, its scaly legs rasping against his clothing. “What sort of coward are you?” he said to the dragon, turning his head to stare over his shoulder into its golden eyes.
                “He is just a baby,” Jim said, a grin tugging at the corners of his mouth.  “Now, could you put down the dragon so that we can try to figure out where this town went?”
                “He’s way bigger than that little bitty snake!” Wyatt protested. Dropping his sword, he reached behind his back to grab the dragon’s foreleg. He tried to pry the little beast’s leg away from his waist, but the dragon made a sudden maneuver that ended up with it in Wyatt’s arms, cradled like a baby. Wyatt grunted under the beast’s weight and sat down with a thump. “You’re pathetic,” he said disgustedly.
                The dragon made a low growling noise, a faint orange light flickering deep in its throat. It butted its head against Wyatt’s chin and snuggled closer.
                Unable to contain himself, Jim leaned on his staff and laughed until he nearly cried.
                Scowling heavily, Wyatt tried to crawl out from under the dragon. This didn’t work very well because the little beast kept wrapping its legs, tail, and wings around Wyatt’s body anytime the young man managed to free himself. “Get off,” he growled at the dragon, peeling its tail away from his ribs yet again. “What a big scaredy-cat you are. Yup, that’s what I’ll call you now. Scaredy-Cat. Now, get off!”
                With a final heave, Wyatt managed to scramble free of the dragon’s clinging limbs. Scooping up his sword as he scuttled past it, he straightened with an attempt at dignity. “So,” he said, clearing his throat. “This town. When was the last time you came through here?”
                Wiping tears out of his eyes, Jim spoke through chuckles. “I guess it must have been about twenty? Thirty years ago?”
                “That’s not…,” Wyatt began, when the dragon pounced to its feet and scrambled toward him. Using Wyatt’s body as a shield, the dragon peeked around his hip. It released a low moan, pressing so hard into the young man’s leg that Wyatt staggered.
                “Oh, for crying out loud!” he hollered. Stomping forward, Wyatt advanced on the little green snake and struck off its head with one swing of his arm. “There! Are you happy now?!”
                The dragon put its head to one side and then slowly crawled forward. When at last it came within reach of the snake, it delicately put out one taloned foot and poked the snake’s body. It leaped backward, its wings arching up over its back. When the snake showed no signs of moving, the dragon gazed up at Wyatt with adoration.
                “Yes, you’re safe now, Scaredy-Cat,” Wyatt said disgustedly. As the little dragon bounded off to explore, he turned back to Jim once more. “Twenty years ago doesn’t really give us any new information,” he said, speaking over the old man’s renewed howls of laughter. “Anything could have happened in that length of time.”
                Making an effort to control himself, Jim wiped at his eyes again. “Well, then, what do you think a hero would do about that?”
                “Look for clues?” Wyatt asked, his voice pitching upward in uncertainty.
                Jim raised an eyebrow at him. “You asking or telling.”
                Wyatt cleared his throat and spoke more confidently. “Look for clues.” Shoving his sword through the loop of twine on his back, he walked over to where he had dropped the claymore and propped it on his shoulder.
                “So…” Wyatt said uncertainly, glancing around at the painted walls. “I’ll look that way,” he pointed in one direction and marched off.
                Jim waited, leaning on his staff.
                A few moments later, Wyatt came back. “Um…what would a clue look like?”

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Part Four: The Adventures of Wyatt Narr, Hero of Dragons

Check out http://www.peterlast.com/blog/2015/10/25/heroofdragonspartthree/ for Part Three of Wyatt's story.

               Wyatt glared angrily at the old man. His distraction gave the bandit an opening to swing the oversized claymore, which Wyatt only barely managed to duck. The little dragon spewed another stream of flames, causing Wyatt to huddle behind his makeshift shield.
                Poking his head out from around the battered metal once the fiery assault had slowed, Wyatt hollered, “Stop trying to kill me! I’m here to rescue you!”
                Jim rolled his eyes, leaning on his staff with a heavy sigh.
                The little beast stomped its front feet and roared. Grimacing, Wyatt rubbed his wrist against one ear, almost stabbing the opposite arm with the point of his sword. “Use your words,” he yelled at the dragon. “I don’t understand roar.”
                “Attack!” the bandit shrieked, waving his claymore in the air. The heavy weapon almost overbalanced him, causing him to stagger sideways. In response, the dragon pounced forward, front legs sliding down as its maw opened wide.
                Wyatt stared down the little dragon’s throat, but he wasn’t seeing the flicker of flame growing into a fireball. Brow creased, he gnawed his lip as he tried to tease out an idea lurking around the edges of his consciousness. “The sword!” he exclaimed suddenly, and then gave a girlish scream as he dodged the fireball the dragon had just spat at him.
                Picking himself up from the dirt, Wyatt charged at the bandit with his best warrior yell. Surprised by the sudden attack, the bandit stumbled back a step, the claymore dipping toward the earth. Leaping forward, Wyatt stomped on the wavering blade, driving its point into the ground. The move jerked the claymore from the bandit’s hand, sending the bandit stumbling forward.
                Wyatt dropped his shield, snatching at the claymore’s hilt before the bandit could grab it. With a grunt, he heaved the heavy sword up, resting it against his shoulder. “Sit!” he commanded the dragon.
                The dragon sat.
                The bandit was backing away, eyes wide. “Listen, why don’t we just agree to go our separate ways?” he said placatingly, holding out his hands.
                A grin covering his face, Wyatt said, “Chase off that bandit.”
                With a flick of its long scaly tail, the baby dragon gave a rumbly growl that somehow managed to convey laughter. Snapping its head back, the dragon roared, flickers of fire dancing around its sharp teeth. Then it sprang forward, claws ripping through the earth as it moved.
                Shrieking, the bandit fled, running faster than Wyatt had ever seen a man run. The dragon stayed right on his heels, snapping its jaws and sending out puffs of smoke and short streams of flame.
                A sword resting on each shoulder, Wyatt watched with vast enjoyment as the dragon and bandit disappeared around a curve in the road. “Well,” he said smugly, turning to Jim. “How did I do?”
                Jim just leaned on his staff with a sardonic expression, looking as old as ever. If he hadn’t seen it himself, Wyatt would never have believed this old bag of bones would be capable of the flurry of blows Jim had landed on the bandit. “I’ve seen worse,” Jim said begrudgingly.
                Wyatt frowned at the lackluster praise and then gave a shrug. Sheathing his own sword by sliding it into the loop of twine on his back, he let the flat of the claymore drop into his now-free hand. It was one of the longest swords he’d ever seen, over six feet from hilt to tip. It was made of finely worked steel, the telltale blue gleam revealing its quality. The pommel of the sword was formed by a glittering red jewel, encased in a fine wire net.
                Jim moved closer, hobbling a little. He tapped a fingernail against jewel, producing a deep peal out of proportion with its size. “That right there is what was controlling the dragon,” he said.
                Setting the sword point first in the dirt, Wyatt tilted it toward him so that the jewel was at eye level. “What is it?” he asked curiously, squinting at the pommel.
                “It’s a Dragon Tear,” Jim said softly, his eyes distant. “I wonder how that brigand came by it.”
                “Dragon Beer?” Wyatt said, brow wrinkling. “What a weird name.”
                Jim sighed in disgust. “No, I said…” But whatever he had been going to say was lost as the baby dragon reappeared around the curve of the hill. It was moving with a peculiar loping motion, its wings half-open and fluttering in the breeze. As the beast came closer, the two men could see it had a set to its toothy jaw that was reminiscent of a smile.
                The dragon came right up to Wyatt, causing the young man to fall back a step, remembering the fireballs the beast had spit at him. But the dragon just flopped down in the dust, crossing its front legs one over the other, and gazed up at Wyatt with undisguised adoration.
                “Um…” Wyatt said hesitantly. “Good dragon?”
                Pouncing to its feet, the dragon gave a rumbly growl and shoved its scaly head under Wyatt’s hand. Wyatt gave a startled yell, jerking backward. The dragon flinched and sat down hard on its rump. Releasing a low, moaning growl, the little beast looked at Wyatt with a hurt expression.
                Hesitantly, Wyatt reached out a hand toward the dragon. He gave it a quick pat on the head, right between two stubby little horns, and then yanked his hand back. When the dragon did not try to eat his hand or anything, he reached out again, this time a little more boldly. As he scratched the rough scales between the dragon’s horns, the little beast hummed low in its throat and tilted its head, eyes closing blissfully.
                “Congratulations,” Jim drawled. “You’re a new mother.”

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Part 3: The Adventures of Wyatt Narr, Hero of Dragons

Check out Peter M. Last's blog at http://www.peterlast.com/blog/2015/10/25/heroofdragonspartthree/  for Part 3 of Wyatt's new story!

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

A New Saga Begins: The Adventures of Wyatt Narr, Hero of Dragons

See previous blog posts and Peter M. Last's blog, http://www.peterlast.com/blog for the previous installments of the story!


Wyatt scowled at the old man but recognized the truth of his words. “Fine, I’ll be quiet,” he growled. “But how am I going to keep from starving to death?”
                Jim sighed and rubbed a hand over his grizzled chin. “You’ll wait till we’re walking in the sun to eat, just like you’ve been doing for the past three days,” he said with magnificent patience. He looked at the young man, or rather through him. This boy has got a lot of growing up to do.
                Oblivious to Jim’s long-suffering thoughts, Wyatt nodded absently, swinging his sword as he looked around the tavern. “Maybe some of these people know where the Sea of Thrack is,” he said.
                Jim just grunted, accepting a bowl of soup from the barkeep. “I’ll ask,” he mumbled around the spoon, once the barkeep had moved back out of hearing range.
                While Jim devoted his attention to his supper, Wyatt began to wander around the room. There were a sad, moth-eaten collection of stuffed animal heads mounted on one wall. Wyatt reached out to touch the bristly snout of a boar, his hand sliding through the creature’s head. “They don’t have a dragon’s head,” he muttered, remembering his own plans to slay the dragon. He sighed; killing the beast would have won him glory for sure, but instead here he was on a quest, sent by the very same dragon he had planned to kill.
                Rubbing his eyes, Wyatt started to sit down in an empty chair. He was already off-balance by the time he remembered that he would fall through it, and he came to a rest with his chest even with the floorboards. Too tired to get up and sit somewhere else, Wyatt drew his knees up, propped his crossed arms on his knees, and rested his chin on his arms. Insubstantial he might be, but walking all day was still tiring.
                Some time later, Jim glanced around for Wyatt’s ethereal form. He spotted the boy’s head and shoulders on the floor, the rest of Wyatt’s body out of sight below the floorboards. Mouth hanging open, Wyatt was emitting an occasional snore. Shrugging, Jim followed the barkeep’s direction to his room.

******

                Wyatt woke with a crick in his neck and an ache in his back. Groaning, he raised his arms above his head and stretched, arching his back. Then he sat up with a startled, “Hey!” He was sitting on the bare dirt below the tavern’s floor, and his head and shoulders now poked above the floorboards.  He scowled. “That rotten gypsy.”
                “What are you complaining about?” Jim asked from the bar, where he was sitting alone, breakfasting on a bowl of porridge. “If I’d woken you to come into the room, you’d still have slept on the floor.”
                “This being blinked out is really annoying,” Wyatt grumbled, running a hand through his rumpled hair. “What wouldn’t I give for a hot bath.”
                “I bet that’s the first time you’ve said those words,” Jim chuckled.
                Wyatt glared.
                “You might want to move before that sunbeam hits you,” the old gypsy said conversationally. “It might be kind of painful to suddenly turn substantial while you’re stuck in the floor.”
                Wyatt hastily leaped to his feet and backed away from the cheery yellow sunbeam stretching from the tavern’s front window.
                A half hour later, Jim having finished his breakfast and bought some biscuits and ham for Wyatt, the unlikely duo were making their way down the main street of the small town. Now substantial in the early morning sunlight, Wyatt hungrily wolfed down the food.
                “It seems we’re still about a month’s travel from the Sea of Thrack,” Jim said, leaning on his gnarled staff as he walked. “The shortest route is overland to the Shay River, which’ll run right into the Sea.”
                “A month?!” Wyatt yelped, spewing biscuit crumbs. He inhaled a couple of crumbs and coughed to clear his windpipe.
                “What, did you think the dragon was joking?” Jim said dryly, speaking above the sound of Wyatt’s coughing. “I told you this was Peddler’s Pond.” He waved an arm toward the body of water to their left.
                “But I don’t have a month to waste traveling,” Wyatt protested. “I’ve got to get unblinked-out so that I can find another way to get famous.”
                Jim rolled his eyes. “What do you want me to do, change the geography of the land? Besides, why are you so worried about getting famous, anyway?”
                Wyatt shoved half a slice of ham in his mouth, glancing sideways at the old gypsy. He wriggled his shoulders uncomfortably, not wanting to share his dreams with the sarcastic man. “Just because,” he mumbled around the ham.
                Jim looked at Wyatt with a knowing expression. “You know, what other people think of you isn’t as important as what sort of person you actually are.”
                Wyatt ignored the other man, feigning absorption in his breakfast.
                At that moment, a man with the filthiest beard Wyatt had ever seen leapt out from behind a tree. “All right, fork over your valuables!” he hollered, brandishing a six-foot claymore that was clearly too large for him. The point of the massive sword kept dipping toward the earth.
                Wyatt and Jim both started at the man’s sudden appearance, and Wyatt whipped out his own sword. It looked pathetic next to the claymore. “Stand forth and do battle!” Wyatt hollered in his best heroic voice.
                Old Jim sighed and rolled his eyes as he leaned on his staff. “Is this really necessary?” he asked plaintively, as the other two men began to circle each other.
                After clumsily thrusting at Wyatt with the claymore, a move the younger man easily dodged, the bandit stopped and shoved two fingers in his mouth, whistling shrilly. A shadow suddenly obscured the early morning sun, and Wyatt and Jim looked up to see a dragon dropping out of the sky.
                The dragon landed with a whump that threw up a cloud of dust, causing all three men to rub their eyes and cough. Throwing back its head, the dragon roared, a stream of fire flicking from its open maw.

                Wyatt snorted. The dragon was barely three feet tall. “You’re using a baby to do your dirty work?” he sneered at the bandit.

Monday, August 3, 2015

Part Eight: The Adventures of Wyatt Narr, Attempted Dragonslayer

See Peter Last's blog, http://www.peterlast.com/blog for the odd-numbered parts of this story...        

                “So where can I find her?” Wyatt asked.
                The dragon, who had been lounging in a loose semicircle of scaled flesh, straightened. Huge muscles rippled sinuously as he pulled his haunches under himself. Now sitting upright, tail curled around his feet like cat, the dragon looked far more menacing than a furry feline. Though his head, on a long neck, was lowered toward Wyatt, the ridge of the beast’s shoulders was still fifteen feet off the ground.
                Wyatt swallowed convulsively, unconsciously scooting slightly backward from the dragon.
                “She dwells in a far land,” the dragon began dreamily. His voice had deepened and become almost melodic. “Across the Sea of Thrack, on a small island in the Bay of Barmus. There is a high mountain on the island there, and she lives in a cottage on the north side of the mountain, overlooking the sea.”
                Wyatt blinked. “That…sounds far,” he said cautiously. He knew the Sea of Thrace; his village was about fifty miles from the coast. But he had never heard of this Bay of Barmus.
                “It is many days’ journey,” the dragon agreed. “Longer, if one has no wings.” His own wings rattled faintly as he refolded them along his back. The dragon bared many long, sharp teeth in a terrifying smile. “I suggest you start on your journey soon.”
                “But…but…” Wyatt sputtered. “How am I supposed to get across the Sea? Much less find this island? And how will I know who this woman is, to find her?”
                The tip of the dragon’s tale flicked up and then banged into the cave floor with impressive force, sending a cloud of dust billowing upward. “That,” he growled, a hint of fire flickering in the back of his throat as he spoke, “is not my problem.”
                “But that’s not fair,” Wyatt protested, ignoring the wild gesticulations Jim was making.
                The dragon lunged. Wyatt scrambled backward until he ran into the wall. With nowhere to go, he was forced to stare into one of the dragon’s deep golden eyes, the beast’s nose a scant inch from his own. “Fair?” the dragon growled, his breath painfully hot on Wyatt’s face. “Did you not come to this cave to kill me, human? If it would be less trouble, I could eat you instead.”
                Wyatt couldn’t breathe, and he was fairly certain his heart had actually stopped beating altogether.
                “Well?” the dragon roared, his voice beating against Wyatt’s body with the force of a hammer. “What shall it be, human?”
                “I…,” Wyatt’s voice broke off in a cough, and he tried again. “I will find this woman for you.”
                As suddenly as he had lunged, the dragon returned to his sitting position, tail once again curling around his great, clawed feet. “Excellent choice,” he rumbled. “Now get out of my sight.”
                Without turning his back on the dragon, Wyatt eased along the wall until he felt the emptiness of the tunnel mouth behind them. Only then did he turn, scurrying up the tunnel with impressive haste. He barely even noticed when he banged his shins several times on rocks. Bursting out into the open night air, Wyatt slumped against the cliff wall and gasped for breath.
                “You really need to work on your conversational skills,” Jim said by his elbow, and Wyatt jumped about four feet in the air. The old gypsy regarded him mildly. “With a little politeness, you could have gotten a lot more information from the dragon.”
                “Sorry, I guess my mother never taught me to be polite to dragons,” Wyatt spat, fear and tension making him snappish.
                “Clearly,” Jim said dryly. “Look, you’d better put some distance between you and the dragon for now. Here, use this rope to climb down,” he said, rummaging in a large satchel hanging from his shoulder.
                Wyatt took the rope, his head tipping to the side. “Why are you helping me?” he asked.

                Jim looked at him, old eyes sharp in the moonlight. “Just be glad I am,” he said shortly.

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Part Six: The Adventures of Wyatt Narr, Attempted Dragonslayer

PART SIX 
(See Peter M. Last's blog (http://www.peterlast.com/blog) for the odd-numbered parts of the story. See previous posts for the even-numbered sections.)


Shaking himself, Wyatt took another deep breath and walked through the wall of the shop.  So he was insubstantial, was he? Well, this was unexpected, but it certainly had its uses… Emerging from the front wall of the shop, Wyatt marched down the street, keeping to the shade thrown by the buildings so as not to be trapped into useless conversations with people.
After the shock of being told he was insubstantial had started to fade, Wyatt’s mind had instantly flitted to the use he could make of his condition. Briefly, he had considered the possibilities of sneaking around town to steal, but that would hardly be glorious or heroic.
Glory. That was why he had climbed up to the dragon’s cave today. To the people in this town, he was just Narr’s boy, a scrawny kid who wouldn’t ever amount to much. Well, all that would change, now that he had faced a dragon!
Wyatt’s shoulders slumped. “Except I didn’t do so good.” I got burned up by the dragon before I even saw it, he thought morosely. Hardly the stuff of legends.
There was a kernel of an idea forming in his brain, though, a glimmer of a plan. There must be some way he could use this invisibility thing against the dragon. Sure, he couldn’t kill the beast in that form, but all he needed was the right weapon and perfectly timed sunlight.
If I could sneak up on it… But that was the limit of his plan at the moment. Wyatt pulled his sword off his back, swinging it a couple times. He accidentally chopped through a pile of boxes in the alley. Since the sword was insubstantial, though, it passed right through.
“Weird,” Wyatt muttered, looking down at his sword hand. Or rather, through it, because he couldn’t see his hand or the sword. Yet he could feel the weight of the weapon. He shook his invisible head. He could feel his clothing against his skin, the unkempt hair brushing his forehead, the sweat trickling down his back from the heat of the day, but he could not see so much as a single thread. “This Dragon’s Curse business is peculiar, and no mistake.”
Wyatt slid the sword through the loop of twine holding it on his back, emerging from the alley on the outskirts of town. Before him, the countryside opened up into the rolling foothills of the mountain. Wyatt paused for a moment, bracing his hands on his hips as he tilted his head back to squint at dark scar high on the mountain that was the dragon’s cave. Then he set his jaw and marched forward.
After a half hour’s walking, it occurred to Wyatt that perhaps he should have waited till the sun cooled off a little. The direct sunlight had turned his body substantial again, so he could now see the dark sweat stains covering his tunic. He had forgotten that he had already made the trek to the dragon’s cave and back once today, but his muscles did; they burned and ached as he forced them onward.
But Wyatt was nothing if not stubborn; cast iron armor clanking, he patted around his belt for the water skin he had tied there that morning. Finding it, he took a long drink, grimacing at the warm, leathery taste. The skin was almost empty, and he started looking for one of the many small streamlets that coursed down from the mountain.
Then a thought occurred to him, and he paused, frowning at the water skin. “You’re not insubstantial,” he said to it. “But you were before, or those people would have seen you hanging from my belt. Weird,” he muttered again. Apparently, everything he had been wearing had also been affected by the Dragon’s Curse. “I wonder if I could make something else insubstantial by touching it,” he mused aloud.
Stooping, Wyatt pulled up a blade of grass and then stepped over into the shade of a large oak. He put his back to the trunk, the many branches forming an effective barrier from the sun. In a matter of moments, his body began to fade; Wyatt drew in a sharp breath, still unnerved by being able to see the grass he was standing on through his boots.
Then the blade of grass he was holding began to sink through his skin. As his hand faded more and more, the grass slowly moved down through his palm until it finally fluttered free, falling to the ground. Wyatt shook his hand, frowning. Then he looked at his other hand, still holding the water skin. He could barely see the outline of the water skin as it, too, faded into invisibility. He raised it to his mouth and drank.
Wyatt spat, grimacing. Still warm and leathery. “Huh,” he muttered. “Too bad. But,” he added thoughtfully, “if I could find a better weapon and get the dragon mad enough to breathe fire at me at high noon again…” He frowned in deep thought for a moment. Then he massaged his temple; he wasn’t used to such strenuous mental exercise.
“Right now, I need to get up there and scout around,” he decided.
Finding a small stream, he refilled his water skin and marched on. Remembering a small pouch hanging off the back of his belt, he retrieved it and rummaged around inside, finding the remains of his lunch. Munching on the crusts of bread, Wyatt followed the streamlet higher into the hills.
By the time he had reached the narrow, switch-backing goat track that led partway toward the dragon’s lair, Wyatt was worn out. He stopped to rest on a rock, panting; using both hands, he pushed his sweaty hair off his forehead as he tipped his head back, sizing up how much farther he had to go. He sighed wearily.
“Maybe I should go back home, get some more supplies, and start again tomorrow,” Wyatt said. Then he thought about explaining to his mother where he had been all day and why his body kept fading in and out. Not to mention facing her wrath over the remaking of her pots into armor…
Wyatt stood up and resolutely marched onward.
When at last he began the climb up to the ledge that was the front doorstep of the dragon’s lair, the sun was sinking, coloring the sky in fiery streaks of red and orange. Tired though he was, the exhilaration at being so close to his goal fueled his aching limbs. Grimly, Wyatt jammed his hand into a crevasse in the rock face, putting his boot on a small, jutting ridge.
As the sun slowly disappeared beyond the horizon, Wyatt’s body began to fade. It was unnerving, climbing while his hands and feet grew less and less distinct. After a few almost-falls, Wyatt stopped trying to see his way and concentrated on feel alone. He was spurred on by the thought that once his body became completely insubstantial, he would fall off the cliff face, unable to hold on.
This, however, did not happen; a crescent moon was rising in the darkening sky as he was about five feet below the ledge. Wyatt could no longer make out his hands at all, but here he was, still clinging to the rock face. “Weird,” he muttered to himself for the umpteenth time that day.
Wyatt thought about this oddity for a moment, hanging from two handholds with one foot braced in a crevasse. He had fallen through the shopkeeper’s chair when he had tried to sit, and he had walked through walls and even people. But, come to think of it, he hadn’t sunk through the ground when he was walking. “Huh.”
This was probably important, but his arms were beginning to burn from holding him in a static position, and he continued the climb. Minutes later, he was pulling himself onto the ledge, wriggling on his belly to haul his body up. The small pebbles on the ledge, he noted, dug into his insubstantial skin. He stowed this observation away for later consideration.
Wyatt had come up about twenty yards from the mouth of the dragon’s lair. Being insubstantial, he had taken it for granted that he would make no noise, but as he strode toward the yawning opening, his cast iron armor clanked. Wyatt froze, heart in his mouth, but when there was no growl or other sound from the lair, he continued forward, though with more caution.
After stealthily picking his way along the wide ledge in the faint light of the crescent moon, Wyatt crouched by the cave mouth. Taking a deep breath, he then stepped inside.
The moonlight outside quickly faded as he moved inward, and he had to feel the way with his hands. Barking his shin on a large rock, Wyatt swallowed his pained exclamation. He frowned; he didn’t see the point of being insubstantial if he could still hurt himself on rock.
He crept for a long time through the wide passageway, moving carefully to avoid making any noise. Presently, he could make out a red glow ahead, and he slowed even more. He could hear something, too, a steady, low rumble that quivered through the rock beneath his boots.  His heart was pounding like a drum, his breathing shallow. For the first time, it occurred to him that this was a dragon he was sneaking up on.
At last, Wyatt crouched behind a boulder, just to the side of a huge cave that opened up from the passageway. The red glow emanated from the cave, casting a lurid light into the tunnel. Gathering his courage, Wyatt slowly, slowly, shifted to his knees and began to edge around the boulder.
The steady rumble suddenly changed, and Wyatt froze. He heard a gusty inhalation, something huge taking a breath. Then a voice spoke.
It was a dreadful voice, one that shook the tunnel where Wyatt hid. It sounded like boulders being crushed to gravel, and it echoed around the cave with magnificent resonance. Deep and loud, the voice spoke four words that glued Wyatt to the spot.

“What? You back again?”

Monday, June 29, 2015

Part Four: The Adventures of Wyatt Narr, Attempted Dragonslayer

PART FOUR
This is a multi-part story, composed by me and my famous author brother, Peter M. Last. For the odd-numbered parts of the story (apropos because Peter is, in fact, odd), see his website, http://www.peterlast.com/blog


              Wyatt turned around to see the oldest, most grizzled looking man he had ever met. Leaning heavily on a thick oaken staff, the man’s body was bent with age. A long white beard, caught up in a plethora of tiny braids half-falling out of their bindings, straggled down to his belt. Only a few wisps of white hair clung to the man’s scalp, and his face was seamed with many wrinkles. The man’s eyes, however, were sharp, peering at Wyatt from beneath tangled, wiry brows.
               “Um…are you Gypsy Jim?” Wyatt asked hesitantly. Though this man looked like a stiff wind would blow him over, there was something about that eagle-eyed gaze that made him stand up straighter.
               The old man scratched his chin with one hand, the fingernails long and yellow. “Well, boy, what’s that sign above the door say?”
               Wyatt looked over his shoulder at the door, but there was no sign. “Nothing.”
               The old man rolled his eyes. “I meant the sign outside, you halfwit.”
               Wyatt thought this was uncalled for, but he swallowed his pride. “It says Gypsy Jim’s Games and Magic.”
               “Well, then,” the old man said, raising his wiry brows.
               “If you’re Gypsy Jim,” he began, but then broke off. “Hey, you can see me?”
               He rolled his eyes again. “No, I just like talking to myself.” He shook his head, muttering under his breath. Wyatt doubted it was complimentary.
               “I’ve been having a problem,” Wyatt began again, but was interrupted by a harassed-looking young man who came out of a back room.
               “Granddad, what are you doing out here? You know I don’t want you talking to the customers,” the young man said, beginning to shoo the older man toward the back.
               “I’ll do as I please,” the old man returned with spirit. Moving with surprising speed, he cracked the end of his staff against his grandson’s shoulder. “Don’t you be ordering me around, Jim.”
               “Ow!” Jim exclaimed, dodging another blow from the staff. “See, this is why I don’t want you out here. What if there were customers? You think it’s good for business to see me abused? Ow!” The old man had landed another cracking blow.
               “You do have a customer,” Wyatt interjected.
“Don’t talk to me about what’s good for the shop,” the old man sniffed. “You’re the one who ran down a perfectly good business to sell cheap magic tricks.”
“Excuse me,” Wyatt said loudly, stepping between the two bickering men and the back room. The old man flicked a glance at him, but Jim completely ignored him.
“Fine, have it your way,” Jim said huffily, evidently giving up on persuading the ornery old man to do anything. “And when we all starve because I can’t sell anything after you scare all the customers, on your own head be it.”
“Yeah, all the customers,” the old man scoffed, waving one gnarled hand around the shop. “You’re up to your ears in customers. How do you manage it all?”
“Hello!” Wyatt hollered, waving both hands in Jim’s face.
“I’m not talking to you anymore,” Jim grumbled, stalking toward the back room.
He walked right through Wyatt.
Wyatt gasped and clutched his chest, staring down at his body. He could only make out the faint outline of his body, translucent against the dark wood of the floorboards. Frantically, he patted his chest, but he felt solid enough. Reaching out, he snatched at the old man’s staff.
His hand went through the staff like vapor.
“What are you doing, trying to grab my staff?” the old man demanded. “Were you raised by wolves?”
“You can see me!” Wyatt said, shocked.
“We’ve already been over this,” the man said disgustedly. “Were you dropped on your head as a baby, or something?”
“But, but, but,” Wyatt sputtered. “But Jim walked right through me!”
“Of course he did,” the old man said. He shook his head, making the braids in his beard wobble. “You’re insubstantial.”

“I’m what?” Wyatt demanded.